Wednesday, March 17, 2010


Our 2nd mid

exams were scheduled to start from tuesday,9th march

, 2010.

9th feb.2010(1 month before the exam), in my bedroom:

Me charged up like a inflated Hydrogen balloon.
"From 8 p.m. tonight I will surely kick start my preparation so as to come up with flying colors in upcoming examination and can even opt for branch upgradation."

After 1 month,
9th mar.2010
, i.e. 1 day before exam,7:30 p.m. in my room:

Me like a punctured tyre with no desire to be put to re-use..
"From 8 p.m. tonight I have to kick start my preparation else buckle up for the supplimentary

Still half an hour left to eight, I msgd da othrs
out to have a glance at others . Chaos all around, as if year 2012 is knocking at the door. t
hn...sahithi talkn fr bout 10 mins...she ws like givin me sum encrgmnt :D

Came back. Turned my notes. On the 1st page of the notebook was a scenery comprising of hills,huts and a sun caricature by me on the 1st day,1st class of my new college life. 2nd page had a train drawn over it.3rd to 10 pages contained scorecards of pranish,me,bhargav,abhi..

we use to play during classes. Thereafter came some meaningful notes. In between, again there were lots of blank pages over which it was written in font size 28 ”CLASS BUNKED”
Screwed up.

Night at 12 o’clock.
I started yet again.The problem with bulk of engineering students is that if they are been given 2 hours to study,they will spend 1 hour in counting pages.Being a proud engineer I did that again and again as if the no. of pages gonna slenderize after every enumeration.After reading 5-6 pages, my eyes started becoming dizzy.Inert mind started smothering.Other body parts marched hand in hand with the brain. I started telling myself…

Don't give it up dear. You can do it.
Don't it....
Don't it.
I slept off.

Morning 7o’clock.
knock knock
Sachin shouting on the door

: ron
, give me the notes.
In only 2 cases, someone asks notes from me.
1.I am dreaming.
2.It’s his notes.
This time it was clause no.2. The guy gave his notes provided it is returned by next morning.Within few seconds, I regained my senses only to discover that I am loosing it.He took his notes away with him along with my aspirations to pass.Still,I encouraged myself by thinking that 7 out of 10 suffer from Maths illiteracy.I love to be in majority.

Exams 2 me are like a black lady's left hand,it s not fair and its not right

15 minutes before only, I entered the dreadful realm of downright depression,Room no. 305

Many already arrived.Girls came with full make-ups.Black pen, blue pen,violet and red sketch pens all around.Only water colors were missing.The Complan boy(expected topper) even brought lemon and orange juices with him.Together they all were discussing something which was like Da-Vinci Code for me.
Altogether I concluded,there are only 2 things that can save me.
1.Good seating arrangement.
2.Good cheating arrangement.

I didn't get any.
Paper started.I was beseated in the last bench of the middle row.Out of 5 question we have to answer any 3.I knew 2.Solved it in next 1 hour..1 hour

still remaining.I was kind of bored.Every second was taking more than a second to pass.Felt like I am watching DRONA movie.I looked above at the PSPO ceiling fan and started counting the no. of rotations per minute.Enough of it, I started contemplating the crowd around me.

Complan boy was writing at an immortal speed as if he is writing for me also.Girls as usual, using all their red,blue, green pens as if they are answering,checking and even awarding marks for all the questions they faked to attempt.The invigilator was showing keen interest in inspecting almost each and every student.Gosh! if he has shown the same interest while teaching us, the magnets of knowledge and curiosity would have activated way before in me(I need to blame someone)Some skilled ones were searching for the right slips in their 6 pocket jeans(purchased for this special occasion).

I too rose according to the demands .I sneaked to catch a flash view of front seated guy's answer sheet.No success coz he concealed his sheet like a CIA secret agent.Meanwhile,the invigilator saw me and said
"I hope I didn't see you looking at rohit's paper.
"I hope you didn't either" I almost replied.

half an hour fled.
I regained momentum in last half an hour when few godly guys came up for my rescue.Teamwork which is less "me" and more "we" really works.I ended up attempting all the question(5

Eventually, I must confess that my paper was not as pathetic as I imagined.It was bad for sure still not that awful.


  1. heyy datts really too good man...:-)
    EMBARASSING EGGZAMS.....Hmmm...;-)

  2. That was very hilarious! makes perfect sense...engineers rock!

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  4. Really nice....
    "Exams 2 me are like a black lady's left hand,it s not fair and its not right" Really spontaneous...didn't figure...u've got some timing man!!! And i'm honoured...i feel like i've been featured on wikipedia...U mentioned my name!! =D..:P

  5. nice dude... ! ! ur way of expression is awesome... ! ;) !