Thursday, July 23, 2009
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together!
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Most of you might believe there's nothing difficult in it, but its like a terrible nightmare for me ! But i did gave it a try four days back. Though i have also experienced 24hrs without a mobile a month back, but that time i had the alternative of my daddi's cell. This time i decided not to touch any cellphone for complete 48hrs.
It was 3 late at night, i switched off my mobile ! It was a strange feeling, i never had switched off my mobile purposely. But before that i had made sure that there were no "To Do's " or calender entries in my next two days schedule. I had kept my cell on my side table. And continued surfing online with the idea to forget that i ever had a mobile. Within few hours i slept, so night went fine.
Next day, yawning and half in sleep i picked my cell to see the time. Then i suddenly remembered about my "two days without mobile thing". So i locked the cell in my almira so that i couldn't repeat the same mistake again. This thing made me realise i had no clock in my room, i was watching the time throughout these years either through my mobile or laptop. So the 1st thing i did was setting a clock in my room. Morning went fine, but the afternoon was not...calls from my dad, cousins, friends..on my landline all shouting why the hell is your mobile switched off. I gave a common reply to all "some techincal defect with my cellone.." Friends had planned for a evening movie. This time i didnt had the option to add alarm for the movie in my cell, so my brain cells had to alarm me this time. Rest of the day went smooth as most of the people who wanted to contact me called me on landline. And surprizingly by evening i also remembered about the movie which i had doubt on myself. So the day ended fine. But at 1 at night i desperately missed my cell. As i used to have chats with some close buddies. So i decided to go online and luckily i found most of them online on Gtalk. Ahh what a relief.., did the faltu (useless) talks !! And went off to sleep early that day.
Second day, actually went very good. Seriously speaking i didnt had imagined myself to be so comfortable without my cell but definitely i was. Though throughout these two days i used to keep touching the pockets of my trousers, which i think i had a habbit of doing, checking all the time for any missed calls or sms's. But it was a different feeling this time, whatever it was it was a good one.
It was 3 late at night; 48 hours completed.
87 messages (max were the usual fwd msgs)
34 missed call alerts
And most importantly an ausumn xperience :D
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
gO back 2 d time when getting high meant on a swing. When drinking meant apple juice. When dad was only hero. When love was mom's hug. When dad's shoulder was d highest place on earth. When ur worst enemies were ur siblings. When d only thing dat cud hurt wer wounded knees. When d only things broken wer toys. Whn friends used u for nothing bt borrowing pencils. N whn GUDbye's meant only til tomo. Now memories make us realise life has changed so Much...yet going beautiful thankful !
Sitting alone in my room i often realise how lucky i am too have a such a wonderful world around me...best parents anyone cud ever had, best cousins and best friends...!! And moreover beautiful memories to bind them all !! Dats why sometimes i love to have a quick tour of these !!
God damn i hate to believe that those days are over ! Waitin for the day wen the time machine gets invented. Till then i happpy wid my present and desperately waiting for such lovely moments in future..
"Na… nan nan na na na
Nan nan na na na
Nan nan na naaaa…
Naa… nan nan na na na
Nan nan na na na
Nan nan na naaaa…
Yaaro jee bhar ke jee le pal
Lagta hai aaj kal
Daur apna aayega
Yaaro jo khud pe ho yakeen
Toh zindagi haseen
Tujhe kal bulayega
(Hai junoon oooooonnnnn
Hai junoon sa jeene mein
(Hai junoon sa jeene mein)
Hai junoon oooooonnnnn
Hai junoon sa seene mein ) "
....it seems like so much musical these days ! Finally my wish that was pending since last few years finally came to completion, well not actually to completion but atleast it started...i just started learning guitar !!
Playing weird rhythmic strokes 3am in night..it feels so gr8. Always wanted to do so !! Well i think it was in my genes...actually my papa also wanted to go for it. So when i play my strokes i see the smile on his face..! & I love that smile.. :)
Whenever i play my strings, i always get phoebe buffay character from friends TV series on my mind, i simply love her songs. Shezz my idol....lolzz..
Hoping to play great music, and not the awful sounding music as i have been playing lately. Wish me luck.. ;)